My grandparents were living in Ireland amid rolling green hills and grassy knolls, and then one day, they said,

"No more potatoes - we gotta move!"

But, to New Jersey?

and, Jersey City? New Jersey?

I'm not gonna dump on NJ,

I'm not paid to.

Don't get me wrong, I love NJ, but it is the home of the overturned tractor trailer truck.